HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE CURSED

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE CURSED

1. When you fail Only maths and English in exam..

2. If you have worked in a company for

    25 years without promotion

3. If you are an arsenal Fan/Liverpool/............................

4. Even after photo-shopping ur pic

    you still look ugly

5. When u rape a military man's only child.

6. When a Rat eats your name out of
    all your documents.

7. When your only child joins the Army

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A man with Ak47 ran into a church

& pointed the gun at the

congregation saying "Who's a child

of GOD here, let me send him 2

heaven"? 

The congregation remained

silent. He then released 1 shot on the

roof. The congregation shouted "Its

the pastor! He always says that he's

a child of God."

Pastor replied; What kind of conspiracy is this?

Everyone here knows that I am the

elder son of Njuguna, wa Karatina...

wacheni kuniwekelea mbonoko

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