A luo is attacked by a robber in his silver prado..
Robber shouts, "Toa wallet!!"
Luopean shouts back, "Omera, u don't sout near my prado even if u r Osama buana...
Oh, you're a robber??
Sow me ur weapon!??"
(looking at the thug's hand)
Buana, u want 2 kill a whole manager with a panga??
"Take this 100k. Go buy yourself a gun with silver bullets & come back as I wait.
How do u want the headlines to read 2moro??
Ati, 'SENIOR MANAGER SLAYED TO DEATH WITH A PANGA'???
Hiyo ni aibu yawa jambasi!!!"