Tuesday 19 March 2013

UHURU MEDIA HOUSE ROCKING KENYA



Apparently,Uhuru Kenyatta has NOT ONLY poached almost all presenters from CITIZEN T.V to K24.
He is also poaching their programmes too! And he is re-naming the programmes according to how we know him/what we know him for.....

.Tahidi High = Ta-WEED HIGH

.Pambazuka = POMBEzuka

.Rauka = RauKAYA

.Kubamba = KubamBANK

.Cheche = CheCHEDDAR

.Machachari = MachachaRICH

.Inspekta Mwala = Inspekta MwaLAND

.Tazama Chapaa = Tazama BABANGU

.Naswa = NaSWAG

.Kenya Corner = KenYATTA Corner

.Papa Shirandula = Papa Wachira-ndula

.Gabriela = GrabaLAND

.Power Breakfast = Am-in-Power Breakfast

.Who owns Kenya = What I own.

.Tafrija = TafriJAH RASTAFARI

.Sakata = SakaTAITA TAVETA

And I hear hata Swaleh Mdoe atabadilishwa jina pia...
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Ati Swaleh mDoh Zangu!

UHURU,TULIKUFANYIA NINI JAMENI???

STOLEN

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