Friday, 19 April 2013

akpors the comedian

Akpos and Musa were caught in a
african country, sharing a smuggled
barrel of
beer. They were arrested and taken to
the Sheik's palace for questioning and

Akpos lied that Musa smuggled and
him to drink the beer! Both were
given a death sentence but, as it was a
national holiday, the Sheik decided they should be released after some lashes of
whip. As they were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today and she asked me
to allow each of you 2 wishes before your
whipping, but you cannot wish not to

Akpos thought for a second then said:
tie two pillows to my back before
And my second wish is that you flog me
only 20 strokes of the whip. He was
whipped, and
luckily for him, the pillows helped to
make the
pain of the whip lesser.

Musa saw this; thought for a second,
said: "Thank you, most royal and
highness for the wishes. My first wish is
to receive 100 lashes with the strongest,
toughest whip available.", Akpos
laughed and
thought Musa was a fool...The Sheik
with a puzzled look on his face," and your
second wish?"

Musa replied "Tie Akpors to my back!"

#What next?

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