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AKPORS. THE COMEDIAN

Akpors and his friend Johnny were
caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
smuggled barrel of beer.
They were arrested and taken to
the Sheikh's palace for questioning
and judgement.
Johnny lied that Akpors smuggled
and forced him to drink the beer!!.
Both of them were initially given a
death sentence but, as it was a
national holiday, the sheik
decided they should be released after some
lashes of whips.
As they were preparing for their
punishment, the sheik said, It's
my first wife's birthday today and
she asked me to allow each of you
2 wish before your whipping, but you cannot
wish not to be
whipped!.
Johnny thought for a second then
said: Please tie two pillows to my
back before whipping.
And my second wish is that, you flog me only
20 strokes of the
whip. He was whipped, and luckily
for him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.
Akpors saw this; thought for a
second, then said: Thank you, most royal and
merciful highness for the wishes.
My first wish is to receive 100
lashes with the strongest and
toughest whip available, If u desire
so.
The sheiks was amazed with a puzzled look
on his face and said
what of your second wish.
Akpors replied; tie Johnny to my
back.
Immediately Johnny faints.
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AKPORS. THE COMEDIAN

Akpors and his friend Johnny were
caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
smuggled barrel of beer.
They were arrested and taken to
the Sheikh's palace for questioning
and judgement.
Johnny lied that Akpors smuggled
and forced him to drink the beer!!.
Both of them were initially given a
death sentence but, as it was a
national holiday, the sheik
decided they should be released after some
lashes of whips.
As they were preparing for their
punishment, the sheik said, It's
my first wife's birthday today and
she asked me to allow each of you
2 wish before your whipping, but you cannot
wish not to be
whipped!.
Johnny thought for a second then
said: Please tie two pillows to my
back before whipping.
And my second wish is that, you flog me only
20 strokes of the
whip. He was whipped, and luckily
for him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.
Akpors saw this; thought for a
second, then said: Thank you, most royal and
merciful highness for the wishes.
My first wish is to receive 100
lashes with the strongest and
toughest whip available, If u desire
so.
The sheiks was amazed with a puzzled look
on his face and said
what of your second wish.
Akpors replied; tie Johnny to my
back.
Immediately Johnny faints.
Kindly like the page for more interesting stories >>>

AKPORS. THE COMEDIAN

Akpors and his friend Johnny were
caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
smuggled barrel of beer.
They were arrested and taken to
the Sheikh's palace for questioning
and judgement.
Johnny lied that Akpors smuggled
and forced him to drink the beer!!.
Both of them were initially given a
death sentence but, as it was a
national holiday, the sheik
decided they should be released after some
lashes of whips.
As they were preparing for their
punishment, the sheik said, It's
my first wife's birthday today and
she asked me to allow each of you
2 wish before your whipping, but you cannot
wish not to be
whipped!.
Johnny thought for a second then
said: Please tie two pillows to my
back before whipping.
And my second wish is that, you flog me only
20 strokes of the
whip. He was whipped, and luckily
for him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.
Akpors saw this; thought for a
second, then said: Thank you, most royal and
merciful highness for the wishes.
My first wish is to receive 100
lashes with the strongest and
toughest whip available, If u desire
so.
The sheiks was amazed with a puzzled look
on his face and said
what of your second wish.
Akpors replied; tie Johnny to my
back.
Immediately Johnny faints.
Kindly like the page for more interesting stories >>>

WHAT TYPE OF FRUIT ARE YOU/?

WHAT TYPE OF FRUIT ARE YOU?
1. MANGO - Happily married
2. ORANGE - Single and searching
3. LEMON - Having a sex partner
no strings attached
4. STRAWBERRY - In a relationship
but in love with someone else
5. PEAR - Still in love with your ex
6. CHERRY - In a relationship for
wrong reason you just don't
know why you still with the
person
7. GRAPES - Single and happy
8. PINEAPPLE - Just like the person
nothing serious at all
9. BANANA - In a relationship with
the person you love, the love of
your life

Ex-minister and Uhuru’s kin passes on

By OSCAR OBONYO

Former Assistant Minister Arthur Aggrey Ochwada is dead. Ochwada, an in-law to President Uhuru Kenyatta, died at a Kisumu hospital following a long illness.

Ochwada served as MP for Busia Central (present day Funyula) constituency between 1969 and 1974, and was husband to Lucy Nyokabi, a daughter of the President’s half-brother, the late Peter Muigai Kenyatta.


Ochwada’s nephew, Patrick Odongo, said the veteran politician died at the Aga Khan Hospital on Thursday night, while undergoing treatment for ailments including diabetes and high blood pressure. He was aged 87.

A pioneer trade unionist alongside the late flamboyant Justice minister Tom Mboya, Ochwada joined politics in the early 1960s, and was elected the first deputy national treasurer of independence political party Kanu. He rose to become a confidant of founding President Kenyatta, and in the process married Nyokabi as his second wife.

Ochwada was elected to Parliament in 1969 alongside his father in-law, Peter, the first-born son of Mzee Kenyatta. Kenyatta rewarded the two close friends with ministerial positions. Ochwada was appointed assistant minister for Natural Resources and Fisheries.

The late politician served for only one term before being dislodged by Julia Ojiambo and later Ochwada’s own first cousin and ninth vice-president, Moody Awori.

Speaking to The Standard On Saturday, area MP Paul Otuoma regretted Ochwada’s death. Describing him as an independence hero, Otuoma said: “The late veteran politician dedicated his youthful life to the national good and to the people of Busia County.” Otuoma condoled with members of Ochwada’s family.

Ochwada’s nephew, Odongo, said funeral plans are under way. Incidentally, Uhuru was in Nyanza for the funeral of the late Kenya National Union of Teachers Secretary General, David Okuta, when Ochwada died. His body lies at Aga Khan Hospital in Kisumu.

UHURU CABINET REJECTED

President Uhuru Kenyatta and his deputy William Ruto could be forced to drop three names they had nominated for Cabinet secretary positions after the anti-corruption commission raised questions on their integrity.

Sources yesterday said the Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) and the National Intelligence Service (NIS) were uncomfortable with the past records of the nominees who they felt should not be part of the new government.

President Kenyatta and Mr Ruto, who pledged a lean clean government, submitted names of their prospective Cabinet to the two institutions for vetting should they be part of Cabinet.

The institutions found out one nominee has been accused of running down a government institution while another faces corruption allegations.

Vetting

If the President and his deputy are to ignore the recommendations of the EACC and the NIS, there are fears that the three may not survive the scrutiny of the Parliamentary Committee on Appointments or even the House.

President Kenyatta and Mr Ruto are set to announce the Cabinet on Wednesday before forwarding the list to the House for scrutiny and approval.

Friday, Kenya Airways boss Titus Naikuni, who is being touted for a Cabinet position, was forced to deny reports that he had quit the national carrier ahead of the naming of the Cabinet.

“I am still a full-time employee of Kenya Airways. Any information to the contrary is untrue and should be ignored,” he said.

Allies of President Kenyatta and Mr Ruto have said the two will be led by professionalism, performance, and integrity when they name their Cabinet.

Yesterday, interviews with allies of the two leaders said they had decided to overhaul the entire structure of the administration they found in place.

This, sources said, will go beyond naming of a new Cabinet and principal secretaries to involve ambassadors and high commissioners, heads of state corporations and top positions at the level of directors in ministries and departments

K24 "Mistreating" Their Journalists!

Bosire Bogonko is back again dropping bombs left right and centre! Today he has dropped a rather stunning revelation of the ongoings at K24!

Here's how he broke the news on Facebook:



"Working conditions for correspondents working for the revamped K-24 TV is horrible, to say but the least. Since November 2012, many correspondents never received any pay yet they deliver news daily all at our own expense and efforts. “Don’t think of facilitation since u will be dreaming…we do forward our claims every month to the person in charge of correspondent diary, but nothing seem to materialize,” said one correspondent.
When Granton Samboja took control of Mediamax as the CEO, he promised many good things, but they are yet to arrive. Instead, he hired new staff and the old guards in the field, thus denying young
talent a chance to grow.


“He paid the old journalists from KTN and CITIZEN TV and paid them hundreds of thousands of shillings while a correspondent, using his or her own camera has nothing in the pocket.” One correspondent told the Jackal News: “Guess what I have not paid my house rent of last month — 2200 shillings — and now due to delay I will have to pay with a penalty of Ksh 300 do your calculation…..still stima sijalipa… to make matter worse, T-shirts bearing Mediamax Media Group log were distributed to us. I wonder what is the need of the T-shirt while I cannot improve my wardrobe at least to look decent and as your know media is about image.. .sikudanganyi we live on handouts and other personal efforts…Boss….if they are people in misery talk of K-24 TV correspondent….of late the television have changed to be a national TV nothing local is aired.


It’s all about Nairobi and if further news of the newly employed will be aired.” “Kila saa makala sijui ya
nini..kila mtu alikuja na program me yake na ukiuliza haha – you might receive the answer as you go
home…(I hope you do treat the information with lots of confidentiality…hit this out my brother), “ the correspondent lamented"

akpors the comedian

Akpos and Musa were caught in a
Northern
african country, sharing a smuggled
barrel of
beer. They were arrested and taken to
the Sheik's palace for questioning and
judgment.

Akpos lied that Musa smuggled and
forced
him to drink the beer! Both were
initially
given a death sentence but, as it was a
national holiday, the Sheik decided they should be released after some lashes of
the
whip. As they were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today and she asked me
to allow each of you 2 wishes before your
whipping, but you cannot wish not to
be
whipped!"

Akpos thought for a second then said:
"Please
tie two pillows to my back before
whipping."
And my second wish is that you flog me
only 20 strokes of the whip. He was
whipped, and
luckily for him, the pillows helped to
make the
pain of the whip lesser.

Musa saw this; thought for a second,
then
said: "Thank you, most royal and
merciful
highness for the wishes. My first wish is
to receive 100 lashes with the strongest,
toughest whip available.", Akpos
laughed and
thought Musa was a fool...The Sheik
replied
with a puzzled look on his face," and your
second wish?"

Musa replied "Tie Akpors to my back!"

#What next?

FRED OMONDI IMPREGANTED ME,KICKED ME OUT OF HIS HOUSE.I RECENTLY TESTED HIV POSITIVE. ANYONE WHO SLEPT WITH HIM RECENTLY GO GET TESTED!!!!!

FRED OMONDI IMPREGANTED ME,KICKED ME OUT OF HIS HOUSE.I RECENTLY TESTED HIV POSITIVE. ANYONE WHO SLEPT WITH HIM RECENTLY GO GET TESTED!!!!!

After we reached out for the comedian to come out and give us his reaction to this story to no avail we finally decide to release the story as damaging as it is. now over to you Fred to jitetea to the public in whichever medium you wanna. poooof here is how it went.

*id witheld*

URGENT HIDE MY ID
hi i would like to alert all the ladies out threre to be alert from this comedian called fred omondi brother to erick omondi he has been going around fucking women aimlessley without protection. he impregnated me and has refused to admit i dont want him to take care of it i can do it myself but he wont admit to it i want to his place recently in kileleshwa at four in the morning after efforts of getting to him became unfruitful. this boy had the guts to send me out of thie house through his cousin maleek who is also a fellow artist in the music industry. when i asked why am being kicked out, a random woman came from the room and simply said she was fucking the comedian and he dint want interfearnce. fred is usually seen mostly in the company of maleek,mc jose of i club and abunch of other comedians. i recently tested positive so i urge anyone who slept with this comedian to get tested he is not all you think. all they do is fuck women each and every night after thier event and spend money on women. Fred i told you i will expose you in Nairobi Exposed soonest. you can find out form other women. i am dying slowly. please hide my id.

pls publish it today i wil appreciate

17 hours ago
Nairobi Exposed!!! [behind the scenes stories & pics you wont believe]

Damn.u in the right place. So tell me how sure can we be that fred is responsible. Does he know you are exposing him

no he does not know and i only want him to read it here please dnt reaveal my identity i thot ur confidential

THERE IT IS.

LET WILLIAM RUTO ACCEPT TNA APPOINTMENTS & "MOVE ON".

LET WILLIAM RUTO ACCEPT TNA APPOINTMENTS & "MOVE ON".

Eti RUTO wants FINANCE, JUSTICE & SECURITY SECRETARIES? I can laugh hysterically like someone who has smoked "that thing", Uhuru Kenyatta and his current episode of laughs won't match my laugh.

Let us look at the so called impasse soberly. This is TNA GOVERNMENT, isn't it? JUBILEE is an empty shell, a vehicle which was used to propel TNA to power. TNA will therefore decide who is who and who gets what. You don't want me to repeat that, do you?

But, WILLIAM RUTO is clever and he knows what I am saying very well. He knows that he was swallowed the moment he said TNA tosha. He knows that he as a person (Rift Valley interests not withstanding) is home and dry, satisfied with the Deputy President of the Republic. So, the so called "impasse" in naming the secretaries is therefore meant to show the people of Rift Valley that he is actually "fighting" for their interests and "fighting" for PRE ELECTION AGREEMENT to be honored. Nawambia watu wa Rift Valley ng'ooooo, hakuna kitu eti kuwatetea hapa. Hogwash...!

As I have said above, let Ruto not let me laugh, let him accept the appointments and move on. We need to know the secretaries asap and especially that of finance for money to be disbursed immediately from the national government to our governors in their various GOVERNMENTS for work to begin. Evans Kidero, Isaac Ruto, Hassan Joho and Alfred Mutua, Kabogo, Wycliffe Oparanya are waiting for money waanze kutuchapia job. Kitu gani nyinyi...?

Cc: 1) Mutahi Ngunyi - the "President's" political advisor 2) Senator Charles Keter, William Ruto's brief case carrier. 3) Media houses.

BEWARE OF THIS NEW MPESA PRANK...

BEWARE OF THIS NEW MPESA
PRANK...
After transaction if a customer
decides or asks to pay you via
mpesa, either don't accept & go
with him to an mpesa dealer & withdraw himself & pay you
in
cash, or if you accept
withdraw
right away....the conman is
buying something especially expensive,
pay you with mpesa,then
after
few minutes calls 234 (mpesa
customer care) n reclaims he
sent the money to a wrong number...and mpesa returns
the money to him before you
think to
withdraw....you are left less
the
item you sold & less the cash of that item. a friend of mine was
today conned a laptop worth
35,000 when she called the
mpesa customer care, she was
told
that there is nothing they can do about itbecause the
conman
already withdrew his
cash&both
accounts are
empty....she was told to report
the case to police safaricom
will
help her with his details to
help
the police search that man. Forward & share this message
to family & friends to warn
them.

President Uhuru Kenyatta has today unveiled the structure of his Government.

President Uhuru Kenyatta has today unveiled the structure of his Government.

In exercise of the authority vested in him by the Constitution of Kenya
2010 and in conformity with the expectations of a lean and effective structure, President Kenyatta officially released the list of ministries and state departments that will form the National Executive as follows:

Under the Presidency, there will the Executive Office of the President and the Executive Office of the Deputy President with two ministries:

1. Ministry of Interior and Coordination of National Government.
2. Ministry of Devolution and Planning.

Other ministries are:
3. Defence.
4. Foreign Affairs.
5. Education which will have the Department of Education and Department of
Science and Technology.
6. The National Treasury.
7. Health.
8. Transport and Infrastructure which will have the Department of
Transport Services and the Department of Infrastructure.
9. Environment, Water and Natural Resource.
10. Land, Housing and Urban Development.
11. Information, Communication and Technology (ICT) .
12. Sports, Culture and the Arts.
13. Labour, Social Security and Services.
14. Energy and Petroleum.
15. Agriculture, Livestock and Fisheries under which are the Department of
Agriculture, Department of Livestock and Department of Fisheries
16. Industrialization and Enterprise Development.
17. Commerce and Tourism which has the Department of Commerce and
Department of Tourism.
18. Mining.
The structure also contains the Office of the Attorney General and Department of Justice.

In the new structure, President Kenyatta has collapsed the ministries from
44 to 18. The reduced structure is geared towards achieving a lean, efficient and effective executive branch of Government.

In the structure, the President has given special focus to the youth, gender, devolution, planning as well as national cohesion and integration which have all been brought under the Presidency.

Also given special focus is mining which is now a stand-alone ministry.
Information, Communication and Technology ministry as well as Sports, Culture and Arts are also stand-alone ministries with a view to leveraging on the creative potential of the youth. Infrastructure ministries as well as national resources ministries have also largely been brought under the same roof.

ACCOUNTANT WANTED URGENTLY

Company Name:
Aga Khan Foundation - EMACK II
Position Type:
Full-time
Experience:
2 - 4

Minimum 2 years accounting experience and familiarity with computerized accounting systems.

Knowledge grant processes, procedures, and auditing requirements are desirable.

Must be an energetic self-starter who can work without close day-to-day supersion.

Good accounting, financial analysis, time management and organisational skills, including intermediate knowledge of Microsoft Office applications and advanced Excel skills.

Good written and verbal communication skills and a demonstrated ability to prioritise workloads.

Ability to work under pressure with multiple tasks, demands and deadlines with a positive and constructive attitude under minimal supervison.

Fluent in English, Kiswali and Somali (Which is an added advantage)

Ready and willing to work in North Eastern.(Based in Garissa)

JOBS JOBS. JOBS

Company Name:
CORPORATE STAFFING
Position Type:
Full-time
Experience:
3

Our client is a Sales and Marketing Consultancy Firm looking to fill the position of a quality and strong Sales Trainer for a local chain of supermarkets in Nairobi to train its outlet merchandising personnel.

The Sales trainers must have specific experience, training groups especially in the field of Sales.

Salary: Negotiable

Job Purpose is to design and conduct training and development programs to improve individual and organizational performance.

Key Responsibilities
• To plan, conduct, coordinate and implement a comprehensive training program for the merchandisers.
• Serve as a subject matter expert for sales training and sales process and systems
• Assist in the design and preparation of materials, resources and information to be used in respect of programmed delivery.
• Present information using a variety of instructional techniques or formats, such as role playing, simulations, team exercises, group discussions, or lectures.
• Developing and customizing Sales and Marketing curriculum.
• Take responsibility for the quality of teaching delivered.
• Guidance and skills development to ensure that standards are maintained and improved.
• Adequately equipping the students with Sales/Marketing/Customer Relations skills.
• Monitor, evaluate, or record training activities or program effectiveness.

Qualifications:
Minimum of a University Degree in a business related field
At least 3yrs experience in Sales and Marketing
Must have specific experience, training groups especially in the field of Sales
Candidates preferably should have experience conducting role plays
Male or female – we need strong characters (not pushovers)
High attention to detail and time consciousness necessary
Excellent communication skills both spoken and written
Confident and articulate with a strong presence
Able to learn and adapt quickly
Minimum age – 26 years

Availability:
Trainers must be available 100% during the required period
Trainers must be available from 3rd May to facilitate training and coordination of the participants

Those who meet the above requirements should send their CVs only indicating the title (Sales Trainer) on the subject line.

Recruitment Manager
Corporate Staffing Services
3rd Floor, Nabui House, Unga Lane Westlands (Next To Unga House) Nairobi.

SPORTS UPDATE

FORMULAR 1 GOSSIP AND RUMOURS

THURSDAY:

Britain's Lewis Hamilton feels he has yet to fully settle in at Mercedes, despite the fact he is in the early running for this year's world title.

Meanwhile, Hamilton's team principal Ross Brawn says Sunday's Bahrain Grand Prix will prove whether the 2008 world champion has a car which is capable of fighting for the world championship.

Ferrari team principal Stefano Domenicali says the team need to improve their form in qualifying ahead of this weekend's Bahrain Grand Prix.

Domenicali also hailed Marussia driver and Ferrari Driver Academy member Jules Bianchi's "great" start to the season.

Lotus owner Gerard Lopez says he is happy to wait for the right deal before signing a title sponsor to the team.

Red Bull's Mark Webber will take part in the 200th grand prix of his career this weekend in Bahrain.

McLaren's Jenson Button has a new tattoo. It's an image of a tortoise shell etched into his upper arm and shoulder, which is a symbol of protection.

Marussia reserve driver Rodolfo Gonzalez will take part in a Formula 1 practice session for the first time when he gets behind the wheel of Bianchi's MR02 in first practice for the Bahrain Grand Prix on Friday.

Caterham reserve driver Alexander Rossi spent the day with the US Navy on Thursday.

UHURU TO VISIT NYANZA

Kisumu County Commissioner Lornah Odera yesterday confirmed the President would attend the funeral of the late Kenya National Union of Teachers (Knut) Secretary General David Okuta Osiany in Tura Village, Nyando, Kisumu County.


Two weeks ago Okuta, 59, died at a Nairobi hospital, where he had been rushed after developing breathing complications at his Rongai home.

Earlier, Okuta’s son Edwin said his father had been admitted to Aga Khan Hospital for three weeks and was discharged following his doctor’s recommendation.

“After a few hours he developed breathing problems and we had to rush him to the hospital,” said Edwin.

Okuta died on arrival at Nairobi Women’s Hospital in Rongai. Nyando legislator Fred Outa and the family’s funeral Committee chairman Cosmas Ong’era told The Standard Uhuru is expected at the home at 10am tomorrow.

“He (Uhuru) will be here for the funeral for about four hours,” Mr Outa said yesterday.

He said Uhuru would not tour development projects in Kisumu County, as was earlier expected.

Others expected at the burial include former Prime Minister Raila Odinga and Knut leaders Wilson Sossion.

Okuta was instrumental in fighting for the rights of teachers. He assumed office as secretary general of the teachers union in mid-2011.

The former Knut secretary General had been out of office since February, serving his retirement leave.

PLANS TO POISON OBAMA FAILS

A letter addressed to President Obama that was intercepted after a “suspicious substance” was detected has tested positive for ricin, the same substance found on a letter to Mississippi Senator Roger Wicker yesterday, the Dow Jones news wire is reporting.

In addition, a second letter sent to the U.S. Senate has also tested positive for ricin, according to ABC.

Authorities are said to have a suspect in the case of the letter sent to Wicker—a person who “writes a lot of letters to members,” Sen. Claire McCaskill said today. It’s also worth remembering that there’s a history of ricin false positives that have been used to justify hasty security action.

Associated Press

KENYAN CELEBS AND THEIR REAL NAMES

KENYAN CELEBS AND THEIR REAL NAMES

1. Octopizzo - Henry Ochieng

2. Mwafreeka - Makarios Ouma

3. Collo - Collins Majale

4. Size 8 - Linet Masivo Munyali

5. Kenzo - Awoko Kennedy Omondi

6. Avril - Nyambura Mwangi

7. Jaguar - Charles Njagua Kanyi

8. Abbas - Andrew Kabiach

9. Rabbit AKA Kaka Sungura - Kennedy Ombima

10. Kidum - Nimbona Jean Pierre

11. DNA - Dennis Kaggia

12. Holy Dave AKA HD - David Muthengi

13. Nonini Hubert Nakitare

14. Juliani - Julius Owino

15. Jua Cali - Paul Julius Nunda

16. Madtraxx - George Muigai

17. Xtatic - Gloria Edna Mecheo

18. Amani - Cecilia Wairimu

19. Nameless - David Mathenge

20. Marya - Mary Wanjiku

21. Bamboo - Simon Kimani

22. DNG Davidson - Ngibuini

23. Frasha (P-Unit) - Francis Hamisi

24. Big Pin - Chrispin Mwangale

25. Bon-Eye (P-Unit) - Boniface Chege

26. Taio Tripper (Camp Mulla) - Matthew Wakhungu

27. Shappa Man (Camp Mulla) - Benoit Kanema

28. Miss Karun (Camp Mulla) - Karungari Mungai

29. K'Cous (Camp Mulla) - Marcus Kibukosya

30. Mykie Toni (Camp Mulla) - Michael Mutooni

31. Redsan - Swabri Mohammed

32. Wyre - Kevin Waire

GOSPEL ARTISTS WHO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT DRINKING IN PUBLIC

GOSPEL ARTISTS WHO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT DRINKING IN PUBLIC

1. HOLYDAVE-the reports hits the news when the drunk HD goes on a rampage at a houseparty in Karen,his favourite is Jameson whisky.

2. Danco- of syastem ya kapungala hit was sometime late last year spotted drinking at a club along thika road.

3. M.O.G - the duo were reported during a tour in Mombasa to hit the stage while under the influence.

4. Willy Paul- been spotted in several night clubs and at one point in a concert during one of Mavuno church organised he came smellimg alcohol.

5.A-STAR -he was busted by pulse drinks at hand in a club at Nairobi West,he didnt deny either.

6.DADDY OWEN- confidants have it the papafololo downs the bottle too.

THE LIST CONTINUES.......................

SHOCKING: JKUAT GAY STUDENT targets to INFECT 300 MEN before end year

SHOCKING: JKUAT GAY STUDENT targets to INFECT 300 MEN before end year

A second year student at Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology (JKUAT) has sent students in panic after news went round that the student who is bisexual and gay has infected 32 students with HIV.

Read the expose below:

Hi admin plz plz hide ID becoz i have a very risky story want to tell.

sure.secured,now to the story.

Im 21,second year JKUAT i use to date girls before but for the last 2 years ive been dating men yaani im a kuchu. Ever since niligundua utamu wa kulala na wanaume ive never regreted.
i date lawyers,policemen,engineers,journalists many of who is who simply coz im very cute n sexy im a diva so dont do broke fellas. Now so far ive slept with 42 men tangu nianze,its hard being faithful,men are always all over me,taking me out of town trips buying me expensive gifts n all. However Dec.something happened.admin are you ther

yeah.im listening.

Ok kuna this news anchor NTV we dated kuna time tumeenda Naivasha for a weekend out.then just a by the way the VCT people were camping hapo we decided to go for check up. And the worst happened we both turned out POSITIVE,we had been doin raw for quite sometime and i couldnt tell where i got it from,neither could he.

i cried,i cried he comforted me n that night we had a mind blowing consolation sex. So with time i healed and decided to revenge,admin unajua gays hawapendi condom so they just want to ingia you nyama kwa nyama,thats was to be my loophole.all my lovers i just gave them bilaz.im not sure about the last but since knew my status ive slept with 42 men and sasa im even doing students from.

K.U,UON,USIU,KEMU,MKU.....kuchus wanajuana so gettin sex partner si issue,my other partners sanasana married men wananipenda sana,lawyers na hawa wakubwa nawapa ka shit. I wasnt told by who infected me so il do the same.im targeting 300 end of year wakipenda pia waspread to their gf/bf,wives,n anybody they feel like.i dont care.but ujue tu ukinipitia,tunaenda pamoja.im sexy and i know it na bado ntazidi kupata na kuwapa.si kosa langu kuwa mrembo. Leo nina wawili watanitia so..... Tel me ukipost n hide id plz plz

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ANN KIGUTA BEATEN THOROUGHLY BY THE BOYFRIEND

ANN KIGUTA BEATEN THOROUGHLY BY THE BOYFRIEND

Ann Kiguta Thoroughly Beaten By Her Ex-Boyfriend
If you haven't yet, you need to get a copy of this month's True Love, because in it is a revealing feature story about KTN news anchor Ann Kiguta.


According to her, the boyfriend started beating her on the day before she made her debut on KTN. They shared a 3-year old baby at the time.


Ann was left with marks on her face just hours before she was supposed to appear on KTN's set for the first time, but she put makeup and soldiered on with the job at hand.


"I felt that if I didn't go on with my schedule as planned, I was letting the violence win," she said. Before the KTN news began, she went to the hospital to treat her wounds, then dropped a statement at the police station.


She confided in Beatrice Marshall about the whole issue, and despite all that was going on, she was exceptional on her first Prime Time appearance.


It was hard for Ann to leave the boyfriend, as they had a baby together, but according to her, the beatings kept coming. Eventually, she said, "I decided to move on for my baby and myself. At least I was financially sound when I left the relationship. That dependence is what keeps women trapped in abusive partnerships."

Ensuring poor students get access to University Education

The world's largest micro-lending organisation KIVA, has announced that it will set up its Africa base in Nairobi to strengthen its partnerships and advance economic opportunity.

The Kenyan office will be Kiva's first outside the USA, a huge development for a non-profit organisation that was founded in 2005 to lend capital to the small and medium enterprise across the world aimed at alleviating poverty. Matt Flannery and Premal Shah who are the founders of the organisation said the regional office will be based at the Business Centre at Strathmore University on April 17 this year.

"As we open the doors to our new office Nairobi, we are opening the door for new opportunities and exciting partnerships across Africa,'' said Matt Flannery, CEO and co-founder of Kiva. He added that Nairobi is an emerging hub for numerous potential social enterprise buoyed by the entrepreneurial spirit that is hugely nurtured in the country.

Kiva's borrowers use internet connection and can access loans from as little as Sh2, 117 ($25) with a repayment rate of 98.9 per cent, lenders are privileged to relend their money or withdraw it from the system.

Kiva has 900,000 lenders and has so far distributed more than $410 million loans to one million people worldwide. In Kenya, the organisation has previously offered a total of $20.5 million to 63,000 individuals.

The organisation mostly relies on grant from its 250,000 partners from 125 countries globally.

"Fundamentally, Kiva is about recognising and supporting the potential of small enterprise and ideas to people across the globe with financial constraints,'' said Premal Shal, Kiva Co-founder and president.

Kiva micro-loans target borrowers investing in business, education, energy products and in sustainable agricultural practices in the country. In Kenya, the organisation has 14 partners.

Strathmore University is one of the key beneficiaries of this initiative, under their flexible, risk tolerant capital, Strathmore University students who comes from the poor background has accessed 11-year tuition loan that comes with a five year grace period.

Lydia Balil is one of the recipients of the education scheme under Kiva who is studying for a Bachelor of Commerce at the University. Being raised up in Turkana County in the remote area of Northern Kenya, her hopes for higher education were almost dashed off were it not for the financial support she received from the latter.

"My past experience almost compromised my education, given this chance by Kiva, my quest for higher education can now be achieved,'' she said.

Kiva key partner, Juhundi Kilimo has so far provided financial services to over 7,000 small scale farmers in the rural areas of Kenya where majority of the recipients are women.

Juhundi mission is to provide wealth creating financial services including conducive loans to acquire productive assets such as dairy cows and irrigation schemes.

Another partner identified by the name Komanza, helps the borrowers convert dry lands into productive and meaningful tree farms in the Eastern Kenya.

In May 2011, Kiva began a new lending channel dubbed ‘'Kiva Green Loans'' that target enterprises reducing energy consumption by coming up with new models of conserving waste and pollution by recycling used materials towards alleviating energy poverty and maintaining a healthy environment.

It is estimated that 1.5 billion people which is a quarter of the world's population do not have access to electricity where the only source of energy comes from costly and polluting products like charcoal and kerosene.

Kiva started its operation with only five employees with a total of $ 3,500 in funded loans. Today, it boasts to a huge global community of 850,000 members giving out $1.5 million in loans per week.

Kiva borrows its name from East Africa where its founders initially worked in Uganda and Kenya. In Uganda, Kiva is a colloquial word for unity.

Uhuru hosts Raila, Kalonzo

 The government Saturday held talks with CORD leaders at State House, Nairobi

Coalition for Reforms and Democracy (CORD) leaders Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyoka met and held talks with President Uhuru Kenyatta and Deputy President William Ruto.

The Saturday meeting focused on the upcoming State Opening of the 11th Parliament, which the two CORD leaders promised to attend.

The leaders also discussed modalities for a bipartisan approach to issues in Parliament, the leadership of critical House Committees and the role of the minority party.

President Kenyatta and Deputy President Ruto pledged that the Jubilee Coalition, which commands majority in both houses, is committed to ensuring the existence of a strong opposition party as a necessary tool for democratization and to ensure steady check on the government.

The President and his deputy said they were keen to see the minority party playing a critical role in key committees like the Accounts Committee.

The leaders agreed to ensure ethical relations between the parties and in general politics.

EXCLUSIVE: RINGTONE DATED SHEBESH SHE BOUGHT HIM THE RANGE ROVER

EXCLUSIVE: RINGTONE DATED SHEBESH

SHE BOUGHT HIM THE RANGE ROVER


Ringtone Apoko,the gospel artist who at one point tried his hands in politics,dipped his fingers in Shebesh's butter jar.Our soource informs us the two had managed to evade the media to put the relationship a secret.the aid relatoonship dates back three years.

As a result of this relationship,Shebesh bought Ringtone a cool RANGE ROVER ,by now many of you must have heard or seen Ringtone with the said car,he must have been a hard worker literally.

Ringtone vied for mp seat in kisii where he got lesser votes than the no.of Jesus disciples,we know they were how many.he failed horribly,come 2013,Apoko again wanted to try politics but knowing he will fail Shebesh COMMANDED him to step down,instead she put him in TNA cpaign caravan where together with some artists,they transversed the country campaigninv for Uhuru,by now you must have seen him in the TNA rallies or even his fb updates will tell you.all these courtesy of Shebesh. Its unclear wether the relationship is still on but certainly the walls were painted.

EXPOSED!!!! LIST OF KENYAS TOP ILLUMINATI CELEBS

EXPOSED!!!! LIST OF KENYAS TOP ILLUMINATI CELEBS

1. CHRIS KIRUBI(uses the capital fm to play devilish music and brainwash Kenyans)

2. TITUS NAIKUNI(CEO KQ)-owns hotels and uses the flights to run devils agenda)

3. SIZE8-the no.8 reps the 8 gods of illuminati

4.JANET MBUGUA-she sold her soul for a volumptious body,now she got figure and fame

5. Octopizzo- godfather of illuminati in Kenya,even composed a song a hit one praising the devil.the title of the song is IVO IVO
but the hidden meaning is EVIL EVIL EVIL

6.Madtraxx-he takes time but when he does he makes hits music,this happens everytime he makes a sacrifice so when you hear a hit song you know he just sacrificed someone

6. LUIS OTIENO(KTN presenter)- he had to sacrifice his gf,rem the gf who was found dead? well thats was the sacrifice and after that he got his way back to the media aftre he had been counted out. he is now earning good pay,courtesy of the sacrifice.

7. JULIANI-ever heard that the devil can quote the bible? well he is a perfecy example,you can never tell wether his music is secular or gospel,the devil uses him to reach out to all the audiences.his videos are full of ulluminatic symbols.the devil also rewarded his efforts with a beautiful gal,Brenda Wairimu,nice car and a big house and major deals.........................

ALIKIBA CAREER KILLED BY ILLUMINATI

ALIKIBA CAREER KILLED BY ILLUMINATI


HE was choosen to be the head of illuminati in Tanzania,for starters illuminati as a society,uses the media and personalities to drive their agenda.they use the music to pass subliminal messages. sometimes back alikiba was the BEST selling artist in and from TZ and now? do you ever hear from him? he has tried to come up with new music but none is hitting. well the reason being his time of reign had come to an end and his throne handed over to Diamond to continue pushing devil agenda. thats why you will never hear of alikiba any time soon. he is gone over,used and dumped.now Diamond is reigning

PASTOR NGANGA A TOP MEMBER OF ILLUMINATI IN KENYA

PASTOR NGANGA A TOP MEMBER OF ILLUMINATI IN KENYA

the man is rich and arrogant indeed.he walks around with a gun,drinks alot.those close to him informs us. the man had sacrificed his own wife in exchange for more weakth.he inturn married a sister to the late wife. in the pic is his second wife. insiders tell us in the church he has a darkroom where no one is allowed to enter.he says its only him who does so as he talks to god there,one fateful day a woman an old one was pressed and found herself in the room and whatever she saw we havet and will never see or hear since the woman lost speech.we hear there is some stuff he ges and do their gives him power such that when he touches you ,u fall

ILLUMINATI HOTSPOTS IN KENYA

NAIROBI'S TOP DEVIL DUELLING SOCIAL VENUES

ILLUMINATI HOTSPOTS

1. CARNIVORE.
-this where most of the biggest concerts are held.when the international illuminati artists come in the country this where they are taken. the sins thats commited there.even sepetuka annual college concrt by illuminati agent in Kenya,Gmoney always held there.its the illuminati dwelling place

2. BLANKETS & WINES
a monthly event that brings in many and diverse people.this event has since become the new easy sex hook up zone.immorality takes toll.its held during the day and by the time darkness enters all hell goes loose.all manner off sexual exploitation been witnessed includind threesomes in the neares bush.to some this may sound fantastic but its devil.at work. the music which is the tool of manipulation by the illyminati is whats played.

3.FORMER TACOS CLUB, CLUB ENVY

-the former popular for neing a gay and lesbians club.in africa and Kenya such acts are unacceptable but the illuminati wwete detrmined to spread the culture of gay n lesbianism so they gave the society that club.that club became the hotspot for all the gays n lesbians to hook up. making a loss the club was shut and gays banned it was later to be renovated n renamed. Club Envy a new club in town became the next target.

MORE EXPOSE ON THE VENUES TO CONTINUE

RUTH MATETE IS BROKE AGAIN

NAIROBI TODAY: ERICK OMONDI JOINS ILLUMINATI

NAIROBI TODAY: ERICK OMONDI JOINS ILLUMINATI

NAIROBI TODAY: ERICK OMONDI JOINS ILLUMINATI

JOKES

*TOP 8 LIES TOLD BY GIRLS OF NOWADAYS*
1. I have a boyfriend but he is not
in the country
2. The lecturer called me but i
did'nt answer
3. Am not bleaching my skin, my
natural color is just coming out
4. Am on my periods.
5. I went to visit a guy in Abuja. He
gave me 50, 000 naira but he
didn't even touch me
6. I don't love u because of your
money
7. He is just a friend.
8. I love u too!,

ERICK OMONDI JOINS ILLUMINATI

ERICK OMONDI  JOINS ILLUMINATI
First lemme start by saying what many oy you wanna hear before i get to what you need to hear but dont wanna hear. Ericko is one of the funniest comedians Kenya have ever produced,he cracks us up witth jokes every now and then.he must be very talented?i bet your answer was yes.

Now to what you dont want to hear,what if i told you he is one of the best paid since he serves the master well. the illuminati uses tbe public figures to drive their agenda,they brainwash yourbrain such that you wont see the truth.why is he okay with kukonda?the illuminati want it to be acceptable to be thin in Africa,something we associate with hunger. his dressing a.d behaviours meant to sell the idea of gayism.

How and when did he become illuminati? In US a popula comedian Dave Chapelle refused to join the illuminati,his career was killed,movie deals he had then cancelled a.d upto now he is literraly out. Another comedian Katt Williams refused to kpin the illuminati,his career is down low and faced se eral jail terms all as frustrations from illuminati. Kevin Heart a popular comedian in US is reigning best now.he agreed to sell his soul.in recent event he was spotted wearimg a skirt,this is the initiation process,i bet youve seen Janye West in a skirt in niggas in paris video.thats when you k.ow the initiation taking placr.

now how many times have you seen Erick Omondi perfoming in skirts? uncountable,he has been going through initiation and to apeace the master in fulfilling the world order.

there you have it,take it or leave it

William Oduol’s Wife Crying for Justice, Fears for Her Life

William Oduol’s Wife Crying for Justice, Fears for Her Life

The wife of William Oduol (Siaya Gubernatorial race candidate) is going through a lot. Her name is Nancy Dayo. She is now jobless after she exhausted all her sick leave with her employer. She has been assaulted by the husband it seems she cannot get justice from anywhere else.
Here are pics of her assault.

She has failed to get justice from the courts because William Oduol has all the money to bribe everyone he want to. The worst bit is that despite William being in and out of courts with domestic violence cases since 2001, he is a licensed gun holder. He recently went to his wife’s residence (they are now separated) to threaten her and brag that she cannot get justice from the courts.
This just need to stop

Why the Kenyattas topped the Odingas – again

 

• This brings me to the second reason why Mr Kenyatta emerged “victorious”. He was able to cobble together a large collection of tribal voters while “dispersing” some critical Cord strongholds, most principally the Luhya.inShare

On September 17, 2008, Judge Johann Kriegler, the chair of the Independent Review Commission, concluded that the 2007 elections were so “materially defective” that no one could know who won them.

In contrast, CJ Willy Mutunga declared on March 30, 2013, that this year’s presidential elections were “free, fair, and transparent”. That’s the “legal opinion” of a “unanimous” Supreme Court.

But a “legal opinion” and “material reality” could differ. Even though most people have accepted the court’s ruling, a large number are using Judge Kriegler’s words to describe this year’s election — they are unconvinced the election wasn’t “materially defective”.

That’s called freedom of thought and conscience. But there’s a bigger question. Why did the Kenyattas top the Odingas — again?

Scholars will forever debate whether Jubilee flag-bearer Uhuru Kenyatta won the election, or Cord’s Raila Odinga lost it. I am convinced we’ll never know the truth. That’s because the Supreme Court’s judgment is final, and there’s no opportunity for further review.

In reality, this leaves the country divided down the middle. Whether President-elect Kenyatta can overcome this chasm remains to be seen. His predecessor, President Mwai Kibaki, never overcame the illegitimacy of the 2007 elections.

But no matter where you fall on the political divide, you must ponder what Mr Kenyatta’s “defeat” of Mr Odinga means for Kenya. Tribal jingoism and chest-thumbing can’t wish this pivotal question away. These two key protagonists represent more than their individual selves.

There are four reasons Mr Kenyatta “vanquished” Mr Odinga. The first reason is simply who controls the State. This is a historical matter. Some have argued, incorrectly, that both Mr Odinga and Mr Kenyatta belong to the same political class. I say baloney.

Mr Kenyatta is a bona fide “insider” while Mr Odinga is an “outcast” and an “outsider”. Mr Kenyatta belongs to the faction of the ruling elite that’s always controlled the Kenyan state.

Mr Odinga has led an elite that’s always knocked on the door, only to be turned away at every turn. Even as Prime Minister, the closest he’s ever come to the inner sanctum of power, Mr Odinga was relegated to the margins.

It’s true Mr Kibaki and State House mandarins may have tried to stop Mr Kenyatta from succeeding him, but he outsmarted them. Mr Kibaki’s aides thought Mr Kenyatta woes at The Hague wouldn’t be good for business.

Nor did the optics of one Kikuyu succeeding another look attractive. Word was that State House fronted UDF leader Musalia Mudavadi as a “safe pair of hands”.

That term simply meant someone who wouldn’t disrupt the status quo. That’s because Mr Mudavadi — though Luhya — is a true insider. By birth and ideology, he’s part of the multi-tribal elite that’s run the Kenyan state since independence.

But Mr Kenyatta cannibalised Mr Mudavadi’s candidacy through chicanery and skullduggery. He outfoxed Mr Kibaki’s aides. In the end, Mr Mudavadi’s lone entry into the race ate into Mr Odinga’s support among the Luhya.

This brings me to the second reason why Mr Kenyatta emerged “victorious”. He was able to cobble together a large collection of tribal voters while “dispersing” some critical Cord strongholds, most principally the Luhya.

The tribe remains king in Kenya’s electoral map. The Big Five — the main ethnic groups that make up 70 per cent of Kenya’s population — determine presidential elections.

I doubt Mr Kenyatta reached the required 50 per cent plus one vote to win outright — given the irregularities adduced at the Supreme Court — but I think he assembled enough tribal votes for a run-off. That wouldn’t have been possible but for the tribe.

The third reason for Mr Odinga’s “defeat” is “patronage” and “patrimony”. The Odingas and the Kenyattas come from different worlds. The Kenyattas — according to public records and Forbes magazine — are one of Africa’s wealthiest families.

Uhuru sworn in as Kenya's president

Uhuru Kenyatta was sworn in as Kenya's fourth president on Tuesday to thunderous cheers from tens of thousands of supporters, despite facing trial on charges of crimes against humanity.

"I do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Republic of Kenya," said Kenyatta, the son of the country's first president, clutching a bible as he took the oath of office.

Wearing a dark suit and red tie, he also pledged to "protect and uphold, the sovereignty, integrity and dignity of the people of Kenya".

Officials had to appeal for quiet as 60,000 people packed into Kenya's national football stadium chanted Kenyatta's name and roared in support as they danced.

William Ruto, who like Kenyatta faces trial at the International Criminal Court (ICC) for crimes against humanity related to post-election violence five years ago, took the oath of office as vice-president.

"I will always truly and diligently serve the people and the Republic of Kenya in the office of the deputy president," Ruto said.

"I will do justice to all without fear, favour, affection and ill will," he added.

Kenyatta, one of Africa's richest men, won the March 4 polls by more than 800,000 votes ahead of his nearest rival, outgoing Prime Minister Raila Odinga.

The 51-year-old is Kenya's youngest president.

Security was heavy as Kenyatta loyalists, dressed in the red colours of the winning Jubilee Coalition party, waved and military bands played tunes to welcome the new leader and bid farewell to outgoing President Mwai Kibaki, 81, retiring after more than a decade in power.

Kibaki handed over Kenya's symbols of power -- a sword and the constitution -- to Kenyatta, with both smiling broadly and shaking hands. The handover was followed by a booming 21-gun salute.

Regional leaders and foreign diplomats watched as the full to capacity stadium danced and sang along to music and a military parade.

Among the heads of state attending the ceremony were Ethiopia's Hailemariam Desalegn, Somalia's Hassan Sheikh Mohamud, South Sudan's Salva Kiir, Tanzania's Jakaya Kikwete and Uganda's Yoweri Museveni.

Odinga, who failed in his court bid to overturn Kenyatta's victory, did not attend.

Western nations, many of which have a policy of only "essential contact" with ICC indictees, sent ambassadors to the ceremony.

Many supporters packed in buses arrived long before dawn from central Kenya and the Rift Valley, strong support bases of Kenyatta and Ruho.

"This is a great day," 23-year-old student Martin Munyua told AFP. "People thought Uhuru could not be president but we showed them that we believe in him. This is our day to celebrate."

"We have come to welcome our new sons to the State House," said 35-year old high school teacher Jairus Koech, who travelled all night from the Rift Valley town of Eldoret to attend the celebrations.

RAILA ODINGA begins to vacate from office

RAILA ODINGA begins to vacate from  office
Friday April 5,2013 - Outgoing Prime Minister Raila Odinga has started clearing out from the former Shell and BP House, 3 days before the Tuesday next week deadline.

According to Raila’s close aide, the PM is also finalising matters with government institutions before retiring to his home in Bondo.

Head of Public Services Francis Kimemia had directed Raila that he hands over before Tuesday’s swearing in of Uhuru Kenyatta as the country’s fourth President.

“What I can tell you for now is that the PM is doing the necessary exit clearance with the relevant Government offices such as Parliament among others,” the official said.

Raila will hand over offices and other assets to the Public Service Commission for auditing.

Raila will also lose the State Security since from Tuesday next week and he will be a normal civilian like majority of Kenyans.

The PM will also lose five vehicles that were assigned to him plus security for his spouse, Mama Ida Odinga.

Raila will also miss out the retirement perks unless the Bill is reintroduced in the current parliament.

The Kenyan DAILY POST

Kakamega County Government Jobs: County Executive Committee Members, Public Service Board Chairperson, Secretary and Members

Kakamega County Government Jobs: County Executive Committee Members, Public Service Board Chairperson, Secretary and Members

Kakamega County Government
 

Office of the Governor
 

Vacancies
 

Kakamega County Government is situated in the western region of Kenya, with beautiful natural attractions such as the Kakamega forest, crying stone of Ilesi among other attractions. 

The March 4th elections saw the election of Governor Wycliffe Ambetsa Oparanya as the first Governor.
 

In compliance with the provisions of the constitution of Kenya 2010 and the County Government Act No. 17 of 2012, the Governor’s office invites suitable, competent and highly qualified persons to fill the following vacancies:
 

1. County Executive Committee Members

10 Posts
 

Duties and Responsibilities:
 

The County Executive Committee members shall be responsible to the Governor and their duties will entail the following:

• Delivery of services in the respective departments and all decentralized units and agencies within the department.
• Provide the county assembly with regular reports regarding the departments.
• Facilitate the co-ordination and alignment of integrated development plans of their respective departments within the county.
• Implement national and county legislation.
• Advice the Governor on matters relating to their respective areas of jurisdiction.
• Perform any other functions conferred on by the Governor or county legislation

Qualifications:-
 

To qualify for appointment as a member of the County Executive Committee, one must meet the following
requirements:-

• Be a Kenyan Citizen
• Holder of at least a first degree from a university recognized in Kenya
• Satisfy the requirements of Chapter six of the constitution of Kenya.
• Have knowledge, experience and a distinguished career of not less than five years in the field relevant to the portfolio of the department to which the candidate is seeking to be appointed.
• Possess good leadership qualities and inter personal skills.
• Have respect for diversity and be a team player.
• Have capacity to work under pressure in meeting strict deadlines.

2. County Public Service Board
 

The County Public Service Board shall comprise of the following:

• Chairperson
• Secretary
• Five (5) Board Members

Duties and Responsibilities:

• Establish and abolish offices in the County Public Service.
• Confirm appointments and exercise disciplinary control over County Public Service employees.
• Prepare regular reports for submission to the County Assembly on execution of board functions.
• Appoint persons to hold or act in offices of the county public service including town committees within the county.
• Promote in the county public service the values and principles referred to in Articles 10 and 232 of the constitution.
• Evaluate and report to the County Assembly the extent to which the values and principles referred to in Articles 10 and 232 of the Constitution are complied with in the County Public Service.
• Facilitate the development of coherent, integrated human resource planning and budgeting for personnel emoluments in the county
• Advice the county government on human resource management and development
• Advise county governments in implementation and monitoring of the national performance management system in counties.
• Make recommendations to the Salaries and Remuneration Commission, on behalf of the County Government, on the remuneration, pensions and gratuities for county public service employees

Requirements:
 

To qualify, one must:

• Be a Kenyan citizen
• Possess a minimum qualification of a bachelors’ degree from a recognized university.
• Working experience in a leadership position of not less than five years for the Secretary and Board members, and ten years for the Chairperson.
• Be professional, with demonstrated absence of breach of the relevant professional code of conduct.
• Satisfy the provision of chapter six of the constitution.
• Understand diversity within the county.
• Be visionary and possess good leadership qualities.
• Be able to work under pressure to meet deadlines.
• The candidates for the post of Secretary must be a Certified Public Secretary.
• Qualifications in strategic management will be an added advantage for the candidates seeking to fill the post of Board Chairperson.

Terms of Service

• The Chairperson and members of the County Public Service Board will serve on part-time basis on a nonrenewable contract period of six (6) years.
• The Board Secretary will serve on a full- time basis for a non- renewable contract period of six (6) years.

Please note that every applicant is required to get clearance from the following bodies:

• Ethics and anti-Corruption Commission
• Higher Education Loans Board
• Kenya Revenue Authority
• Criminal Investigation Department

Kakamega County Government is an equal opportunity employer and all are encouraged to apply.
 

Any form of canvassing will lead to automatic disqualification.
 

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
 

Mode of application:
 

All interested and qualified candidates are required to submit their applications together with copies of their detailed CVs, academic and professional certificates, testimonials and copies of national IDs clearly indicating the positions applied for on the envelop.
 

Kakamegaa county residents will be required to indicate their constituency of origin.
 

Manual applications should be hand delivered to Kakamega County Headquarters, at the former Kakamega Town Hall.
 

Registered mails of posted applications should be addressed to;-
 

The Interim County Secretary,
Kakamega County,
P.O. Box 176, 

Kakamega
 

Application may also be emailed to countyofkakamega@gmail.com
 

Closing date will be on 15th April 2013 at 5.00 P.M

Ukweli wa Mambo: Katiba Mpya – Tuangazie Mifumo Wenyewe Hasa

KATIBA MPYA ITAKUJA BALI TUANGAZIE MFUMO WENYEWE HASA
Makala ya Nguvu ya Hoja kwa KSB Jumapili Januari, 2010
na Ndugu Mwandawiro Mghanga
Ninakariri, ukombozi wa wengi utapatikana wakati tutakapotoka kwa ndoto na kurudi katika dunia halisi ya harakati za kitabaka na kujizatiti ipasavyo. Ndiyo, mwaka huu tutapata katiba mpya. Wacha ije. Lakini maisha mapya nchini bado yako mbali. Maana katiba mpya ndani ya mfumo wa ubepari haijaweza wala haitaweza kuleta maisha mapya kwa wengi. Katiba ya kibepari ilitimiza jukumu lake la kihistoria wakati ilipotumiwa kuondoa mfumo wa ukabaila na kuleta ule wa ubepari. Kutoka wakati huo katiba ya kibepari inalinda mfumo wa kibepari. Nimeisoma kwa makini ruwaza ya katiba mpya ya Kamati ya Nzamba Kitonga, ikisomwa kijuujuu inaonekana kuwa ya watu wote wa Kenya. Lakini ikichambuliwa kwa undani kutoka kwa msimamo wa kitabaka itadhihirika kuwa ya kulinda ubwanyenye kwa kupoza harakati za kitabaka. Wacha ije tuendendelee kujifunza na kukua.

Kote ulimwenguni, Kenya ikiwepo, dola la ubepari pamoja na katiba zake linaongozwa na mabepari, itikadi za kibepari na adili za kibepari.  Ni la kulinda mfumo wa ubepari. Nao mfumo wa ubepari ni wa kitabaka, wa unyonyaji wa mtu kwa mtu, wa mwenye nguvu mpishe mnyonge msonge. Mfumo wa vyama vingi, uchaguzi na utawala wa kidemokrasi ndani ya mfumo wa ubepari ni halali bora tu usilenge kuondoa mfumo wa ubepari. Dola za kibepari hutumiwa kuwanyonya na kuwanyanyasa wafanyikazi, wakulima makabwela na wale wote wasiyo na umilikaji wa viwanda, biashara kuu, mashamba makubwa na njia kuu za uzalishaji.
Ni la kuwatawala na kuwagandamiza wale wanaoishi kwa kutegemea ujira, wavujajasho, wakodeshaji nyumba, wale ambao ni mafukara ama walalahoi. Kwa ujanja wake, ambao ni pamoja na kujificha ndani ya katiba na demokrasi ya kibepari, dola la kibepari linaonekana kana kwamba liko kwa ajili ya taifa na kila raia pasina mapendeleo. Bali haijawezakana wala haitawezekana kuwa na usawa kati ya tajiri na maskini. Usawa huo unawezekana tu katika maandishi ya katiba wala siyo katika hali halisi ya maisha.
Kama kawaida ya katiba zote za kibepari, ruwaza ya katiba ya Kitonga imejaa orodha ya haki za binadamu, kama usawa katika sheria, uhuru wa kusema na kusambaza maoni, uhuru wa kutembea na kujumuika, haki ya matibabu, haki ya kujipatia riziki, haki ya kuwa na nyumba bora, haki ya elimu kwa kila raia, haki ya kuchagua au kuchaguliwa kiongozi, haki za wafanyikazi, haki za watoto, haki za wanawake, haki za walemavu na haki za wazee. Sawa, lakini wakati huohuo ruwaza ya katiba  inalinda mali ya binafsi ambayo ni msingi wa ubepari. Inaahidi haki na usawa kwa raia wote ndani ya mfumo wa kitabaka, jambo la kuwavisha vilemba vya ukoka wengi ambao ni mafukara na wanaolilia ukombozi.
Msingi wa katiba za kibepari ni kulinda na kuabudu haki ya mtaji na mali ya binafsi. Kwa mfano, mabepari wana haki ya kuwa na mali ya binafsi na kuikuza kwa vyovyote vile hata kwa kuwanyonya na kuwanyanyasa wafanyikazi katika viwanda, makarakana, makampuni, na popote pale penye mitaji yao. Nao mafukara eti wanahakikishiwa na katiba haki ya kuwa mabepari wakitaka. Lakini, utake usitake bila mtaji huwezi kuwa bepari. Huwezi kutoka kwa tabaka la wafanyikazi na kuingia tabaka la mabepari ghafla bin vu ati kwa kuwa tu umeamua kufanya hivyo au kwa sababu unaruhusiwa na katiba. Ukweli ni kuwa uwezo wa mtu kutoka tabaka la mafukara kuingia tabaka la mabepari ni sawa na ule wa ngamia kupitia tundu la sindano.
Tukiangazia Kenya tunaona kuwa jamaa za matajiri, zenye kudhibiti uchumi wa pesa, ardhi, biashara na mali tilatila, ni zilezile tu za kutoka kale na zamani. Aidha, pengo kati ya matajiri na maskini linazidi kupanuka nchini kila siku. Chimbuko cha umaskini si kuwa maskini hawafanyi kazi kwa bidii bali ni mfumo unaohakikisha kuwa kazi na bidii ya maskini inamfaidi tajiri badala ya yeye mwenyewe. Asili ya utajiri wa tajiri si kazi na bidii ya tajiri bali ni umilikaji wa njia ya uzalishaji inayomwezesha kuwanyonya wafanyikazi. Kujigamba kuwa umepanda kutoka biashara ya makaa na kuwa bilionea wa pesa, biashara, ardhi, majumba na mali tilatila leo kutokana na bidii zako binafsi, ni kutupigia hekaya za Abunwasi.
Ruwaza ya katiba mpya imewapa wananchi wote haki za matibabu. Lakini kadiri ambapo Kenya itandelea kuwa ya ubepari, matajiri ndiyo watakaondelea kutekeleza haki hii mara nyingi zaidi kuwaliko makabwela na mafukara. Nchini leo, udaktari, mahosipitali na matibabu ni biashara kama biashara yoyote ile inayowatajirisha watu binafsi kwa kuwanyonya wagonjwa. Bila pesa ni muhali kupata matibabu yoyote, sembuse matibabu bora. Adili za udaktari, ambazo ni pamoja na kujitahidi wakati wote kuokoa maisha, hazitekelezwi katika mfumo unaoongozwa na adili ya kuchuma mali kwa vyovyote vile. Wala hakuna huruma, pesa zimekuwa na thamani kuliko maisha Kenya. Udaktari kama utaalamu wowote ule unatumiwa kuendeleza mfumo wa unyonyaji wa mtu kwa mtu.
Elimu pia imekuwa bidhaa kama bidhaa yoyote ile. Wenye hela ndiyo wenye uwezo wa kuwanunulia watoto wao elimu bora zaidi katika shule za binafsi nchini na ughaibuni.  Elimu Kenya inatumiwa maksuudi kuzidisha na kuhifadhi utabaka na pengo kati ya matajiri na maskini. Na serikali haina haya wala aibu kuendeleza mfumo wa elimu unaowabagua, kuwakebehi na kuwanyanyasa watoto wa makabwela. Maana ni serikali ya mabepari.
Ndiyo, katiba mpaya ije. Bali tutumie muda wetu zaidi kuangazia mfumo wa kujamii – kiuchumi maana tusipoubadilisha na kuleta mpya na wa hali ya juu zaidi punde tutagundua kuwa katiba mpya vilevile ni mbio za sakafuni.

Challenging Uhuru Kenyatta as “Richest Person in Kenya”

Forbes classification criteria questioned; Uhuru’s wealth is stolen wealth

Uhuru Kenyatta is a beneficiary of stolen wealth from the people of Kenya and should not be on Fotbes list

Forbes Magazine recently published a list of Africa’s 40 richest persons with Uhuru Kenyatta ranked 26th and number one richest person in Kenya. His net worth is an estimated $500 million, which translates to almost 50 billion Kenyan Shillings.
This is how Forbes described his wealth: “Kenya’s Deputy Prime Minister Uhuru Kenyatta is the son of Kenya’s first president, Jomo Kenyatta, and heir to some of the largest land holdings in Kenya. He owns at least 500,000 acres of prime land spread across the country. The land was acquired by his father in the 1960s and 1970s when the British colonial government and the World Bank funded a settlement transfer fund scheme that enabled government officials and wealthy Kenyans to acquire land from the British at very low prices. Uhuru and his family also own Brookside Dairies, Kenya’s largest dairy company, as well as stakes in popular television station K24 and a commercial bank in Nairobi, among other interests.”
In a WikiLeaks cable dated June 26th 2009, former US ambassador to Kenya Michael Ranneberger described Uhuru’s wealth this way: “Although his wealth is the inheritance from his father’s corruption, the Kenyatta family still holds a special status”. Yet another description from veteran Kenyan journalist and lecturer Joe Kadhi on his blog ‘Msemakweli’ goes: “Among the haves, Uhuru represents the pinnacle of cornucopia. He has wealth he hardly worked for. Wealth that was acquired by his father through the use of despotic powers. All this, when children of true freedom fighters are languishing in indescribable poverty, caused by the exploitation by the very people who opposed the fight for independence.”
Did Forbes investigate the origins of Uhuru Kenyatta’s wealth? According to the magazine, it does not include political leaders on its list of the richest because it is not easy to calculate how they have generated their wealth. Ironically, Uhuru is a Member of Parliament for Gatundu South, Leader of KANU Party and Deputy Prime Minister. Information on its website notes that: “Forbes has long separated rulers and dictators from our annual rankings of the World’s Billionaires, distinguishing between personal, entrepreneurial wealth and wealth derived largely from positions of power, where lines often blur between what is owned by the country and what is owned by the individual.” How many generations does it take to “clean” allegedly ill-begotten wealth?
Since Uhuru is now on the Forbes list, Moi’s son Gideon should be considered at a certain point because his father was also president, yet gathered wealth unscrupulously as noted in the Kroll Report commissioned by president Kibaki in 2003 and submitted in 2004. It is alleged that Moi and his relatives “siphoned off more than £1bn+ of government money.” Gideon Moi was then worth £550m.
Kenyatta: The biggest land grabber in Kenyan history
The naming of Uhuru as Kenya’s richest man generated mixed reactions from Kenyans in the social media. Many felt that his father Jomo Kenyatta, used his position as president to grab land and accumulate enormous wealth. There are documents indicating that Jomo Kenyatta acquired land through resettlement schemes organized by the then British government and the World Bank. Uhuru Kenyatta has mentioned in the past that his wealth belongs to the “Kenyatta family”. In November 2010, the online business magazine “Africa Investor” wrote that Uhuru had estimated his family’s wealth at $10 billion.

“The Star” Journalist Who was Investigating Fertilizer Scandal Found Dead in His House

Wasonga: Found dead in his house in Mombasa.

Nairobi, April 1, 2013–A correspondent for The Star daily newspaper was found dead Sunday morning in his house in the coastal city of Mombasa, local journalists told CPJ. A housemate found reporter Bernard Wesonga with blood on his nose and mouth at around 11:30 a.m., Star Deputy Editor Charles Kerich said.
Local journalists said Wesonga, 27, was with friends at a local pub in Mombasa Saturday night, leaving around 10 p.m. Wesonga had told friends he recently received anonymous threats via text message in connection with a story that described allegations of unlawful shipment and sale of fertilizer that had exceeded its expiration date, journalists said.
Authorities have not established a cause of death. Aggrey Adoli, the head of provincial police, told reporters that a coroner’s report would be released Wednesday.
“We offer our deep condolences to Bernard Wesonga’s family and colleagues, and urge the authorities to investigate his death thoroughly,” CPJ East Africa Consultant Tom Rhodes said.
Wesonga’s immediate supervisor, Chief Correspondent Maureen Mudi, described the victim as a hard-working reporter who had “a lot of potential and never disappointed” in his coverage. She said Wesonga had worked for the paper for a year and had undertaken several investigative stories, including a piece about illegal importation of cars.
Kenyan reporters regularly face threats and attacks, according to CPJ research, although homicides are rare. CPJ has documented one case of a Kenyan journalist killed in retaliation for his work. Francis Nyaruri, a reporter for the Weekly Citizen, was brutally murdered in western Kenya in January 2009 while investigating suspected corruption in a police construction project. The investigation has not yielded arrests.

LSK Statement on Supreme Court Ruling on Raila Odinga’s Petition

TECHNICALITIES VIS-À-VIS SUBSTANTIVE JUSTICE: IMPACT OF THE SUPREME COURT RULING ON THE PRACTICE OF LAW

Fraudulent ruling

“The Constitution guarantees equal protection of the law for everyone .It therefore demands that justice must be done to all irrespective of status .It also demands that all state organs must assure access to justice for all persons.—.These twin constitutional demands—require that justice be delivered expeditiously and without undue regard to technicalities.—.In particular the judiciary shall leverage and build on the new Supreme Court established by the constitution to engage in progressive jurisprudence conscious of and faithful to the constitutional basis of its origins and mandate.” An extract from the Key Result Areas (under Pillar one and two) of The Judiciary Transformation Framework 2012-2016.
Doubts abound whether given its recent ruling, which struck out a further affidavit in Presidential Election Petition No.5 of 2013, the Supreme Court was keeping to the policy of the new judiciary as per the above transformation framework. On the 25th March 2013 the respondents in the aforesaid presidential election petition asked the Supreme Court to strike out a further affidavit filed by the petitioner on the grounds that the said affidavit had been filed out of time and without leave of the court. The petitioners on their part resisted that attempt on grounds inter alia that the constitution dictates that the judiciary should undertake its mandate without due regard to procedural technicalities.
In its ruling delivered on 26th March 2013 the Supreme Court struck out the further affidavit by the petitioner by holding, among others, that leave ought to have been sought before the affidavit was filed. It further stated that the interpretation of Article 159(2) (d) of the constitution on “undue regard to technicalities” did not mean that procedural technicalities imposed by either the constitution or written law may be ignored.
What does this ruling by the Supreme Court portent to the practice of law in our country? Since the promulgation of the constitution and the advent of the new Civil Procedure Act and Rules and the Court of Appeal Rules (oxygen rule) the practice of law in Kenya has evolved from adherence to procedural technicalities to emphasize on substantive justice. Indeed the new judiciary has generally adopted an approach which abhors technicalities in dispensation of justice. The Honourable the Chief Justice and President of The Supreme Court Hon. Justice Willy Mutunga has time and again reminded lawyers that the era of reliance on procedural technicalities is gone. This position is also fortified by the Supreme Court Act, the Supreme Court Rules and the The Constitution of Kenya (Protection of Rights and Fundamental Freedoms and Enforcement of The Constitution) Practice and Procedure Rules 2012. The foregoing procedural legislation places heavy premium on substantive justice as opposed to procedural technicalities.
A look at recent judicial pronouncements from the Court of Appeal, the High Court and subordinate courts tells you that the judiciary has come of age by embracing the constitutional requirement on substance as provided for under Article 159 of the constitution. There are many decisions from our courts on this issue but let me share one such decision. In Equity Bank Limited v Capital Construction Limited [2012] eKLR the Hon.Mr.Justice Musinga (as he then was) expressed himself in this manner; “While the submission may be right in law, I do not think that in the new constitutional dispensation it can be a ground for dismissing an application for review that is otherwise merited. I say so because Article 159(2)(d) of the constitution of Kenya 2010 requires the court to administer justice without undue regard to procedural technicalities.—.The inclusion of such a provision was very deliberate and I believe it was informed by public outcry regarding serious injustices that were occasioned to litigants due to the judiciary’s rigid observance of procedural technicalities—.If courts continue to accord procedural technicalities undue prominence in administration of justice they will be negating an important constitutional requirement.”
These progressive jurisprudential gains are likely to be upset by this precedence from the highest court in the land. The doctrine of stare decisis (with regard to decisions from the Supreme Court) is now entrenched in our constitution in Article 163(7) which provides that “all courts, other than the supreme court, are bound by the decisions of the supreme court. ” This therefore means that any court which disregards this decision by the Supreme Court or attempts to interpret the said decision with a view to distinguishing it may be in breach of the constitution. I see some lawyers taking advantage of this decision to take us back to the era of litigating by way of advancing argument of a technical nature. This kind of practice had been amplified and perfected by the then Court of Appeal and the then Milimani Commercial Division of the High Court, Nairobi.
This unfortunate situation may be salvaged if the Supreme Court clarifies its decision or places a rider in respect of the context in which it pronounced itself. In the meantime and in order to promote the good practice of law I urge our members to exercise “bar restraint” in citing this decision from the Supreme Court. The bar remains “on trial” as to how it will interpret and apply this decision.